Horoscopes

Leo
July 23 – August 22
You ought to be ashamed of yourself, Leo; brushing off family members like that. They were there for you when you needed them and you push aside like steamed broccoli on a cold plate. Why is everyone else in your life more important than those who have stood by you in your times of need? It’s time to reevaluate your priorities, Leo.

Virgo
August 23 – September 22
Trust no one! At least not yet. Ask questions first, but do not accuse. The ones you can trust will show themselves eventually. You will know who your real friends are; and when you figure it out, hold them close.
Unfortunately, the one you trust most may be the one who started the rumor. In the end, the one who laughs loudest will be you.

Libra
September 23 – October 22
Take a step forward and jump on that offer. It’s for the best and you know it. Don’t let others hold you back. Those who try to talk you out of doing what you feel is best for you are often the ones who are the most jealous. Let their words of negativity go in one ear and out the other, and press forward.

Scorpio
October 23 – November 21
You’re down in the dumps lately. Why? Don’t let this minor setback get you down. It’s a time for growth and new vision. If it doesn’t come easy then try harder. If what you want still doesn’t happen even after you’ve given it your all, perhaps it’s time to let it go and realize that it wasn’t supposed to happen in the first place. Things happen for a reason. There is no such thing as coincidence.

Sagittarius
November 22 – December 21
Well, you’ve gotten what you wanted. Was it worth it? It usually isn’t. The grass is always greener from the other side and often you jump without thinking. I don’t see you being able to mend the fences you’ve destroyed but perhaps you can learn from this experience and grow from it. If you learn from your mistakes then they are worth the heartache they have caused. If you fail to learn from them, then you are doomed to repeat them—powerless to find the happiness you seek.

Capricorn
December 22 – January 19
Capricorn, you’re a mess! But don’t worry, your charm will work to your advantage and you will once again come out on top. In the meanwhile, put your organizational skills (and your OCD) to work, and focus on your career or school. And remember that your temper needs to be placed on the back burner for a while—it’s what got you in this mess in the first place.

Aquarius
January 20 – February 18
You’re happy, you’re sad. You’re happy, you’re sad. Make up your mind already—you’re driving people nuts! Your friends and family are walking on eggshells around you and that isn’t good for anyone. You need to do some soul searching and find out why you’re having these mood swings. Once you’ve done that, fix it. Get rid of the negativity in your life and stop thinking that the world will end if there’s a fly in your soup. You worry too much about trivial things that aren’t important. When you stop letting little things rent space in your head, you’ll be a happier person.

Pisces
February 19 – March 20
Pisces, you’re so flippant about the road you’re travelling, it’s scary! And it’s not just your life that is suffering from it, your loved ones are suffering from your flip-flopping, too. Stop making promises that you’ll never keep. People rely on your word, and you disappoint them with your empty promises. When you say you’ll do something—do it! Because one day, you will wake up to find that there isn’t anyone listening anymore.

Aries
March 21—April 19
Well, well, aren’t you on cloud nine. Good for you! Things are finally coming together on your side of the world and it is about time. A new love interest is on the horizon and possibly a career change. But what to do about that “little thing” you haven’t addressed yet? Address it! Bite the bullet and tell that person how they made you feel. Hold nothing back, but be civil and show discretion. You’ll feel better and the black cloud that’s been hovering over you for the last few months will finally dissipate. Breathe. It’s almost over.

Taurus
April 20 – May 20
Two words: Be careful. What may look like the opportunity of a lifetime may not be what it appears. Do some research before jumping in head first. Car troubles will plague you in the next few weeks, but if you fix the problem now, you will avoid an expensive trip to the mechanic. Oh! The one you’ve been noticing lately may be looking back at you. Pay attention—it’s important.

Gemini
May 21 – June 21
I hope you paid attention to my warning last month, Gemini, because this month is not any better. Save your money, you’re going to need it soon. There’s good news around the middle of the month and you can start having fun again toward the end of May.
But until then, make like a packrat and save your pennies. As for your love life, it will get better—don’t worry.

Cancer
June 22 – July 22
Good news on the horizon, Cancer! Yep, you’ll get that job. Yep, your love life improves. Yep, you will have to spend some of that money you’ve been saving. Sorry, but two out of three isn’t bad. Besides it’s for the best—you are investing in you.
What’s that? What about everyone else, you say? I say, “What about you!” You have to remember that taking care of you first, isn’t selfish—it’s smart.
If you don’t take care of you first, who will aid the ones who need your help? Nibble on that for awhile, Cancer.