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Leo
July 23 – August 22
Oh, happy are you who paid attention to my heed. I warned you last month that there would be unforeseen problems, and there are more to come -- put that money up.
Also, playing hard to get isn’t going to get you anywhere. Open up and share your vulnerable side. Yes, Leo, even you have a vulnerable side, and it is nice to see now and again.
Virgo
August 23 – September 22
Take that trip, Virgo—you need a little rest and relaxation. Also, you are very lucky this month. Play your lucky numbers or go to the casino—but don’t blow your money all in one place.
The luckiest days for you are the 17th and 23rd. Good news flows your way on the 29th. But be warned, just as quickly as luck flows your way, forces work against you to ensure failure. Play it smart.
Libra
September 23 – October 22
Your temporal flow is temporarily out of commission—you’re whipped and mentally drained. But don’t let that stop you from having a good time.
Spending time with yourself is a great way to reflect and get back into the swing of things. Read a good book, go shopping, or treat yourself to a movie at home. An old friend whom you have not contacted lately has been thinking about you—why not give them a call? It may just rekindle an old flame.
Scorpio
October 23 – November 21
Wow! Things are really starting to go your way. Good for you! Pay attention to detail and things will really take off for you. A family member needs a little help, be a doll and lend your support. It will come back tenfold.
Be warned, you must be astute with your money on the 20th or else you stand to lose a lot more than you bargained for.
Sagittarius
November 22 – Dec. 21
So now you’re back to loving your ex again, huh? You drain me sometimes. You bounce back and forth more than a rubber ball. If you would work on you instead of trying to change what you think is wrong with your partner, then things would mellow out for you. But you won’t listen. When will you accept that no one is perfect? You must be able to accept the whole person, flaws and all. Until you do, you will never find happiness.
Capricorn
December 22 – January 19
Oh, you are a stubborn mess, aren’t you! The pickle you are in is your own fault. If you would have just given in a tad, you would not have such heartache. Okay, so now what? Apologize! Swallow your pride and work on your anger management problems. Good gravy! And laugh more, please. Your laugh is contagious and people love hearing it. But then, you already know that, don’t you?
Aquarius
January 20 – February 18
The past few weeks have been really great, so why are you feeling so down? Could it be that you can’t see the good because you are too busy looking for the bad? Or is it because your life is now in a whirlwind of chaos and you don’t have time to change your underwear, let alone appreciate your recent good fortune?
During this time of disarray, take a moment to reflect on the good that has come your way and you will be amazed how quickly things turn around.
Pisces
February 19 – March 20
Thinking of changing careers? I don’t blame you. But beware of hasty decisions. Make sure it is a move that will advance your career and not offer you empty promises.
Oh! By the way, Pisces, what is with you and your total disregard for your significant other? You fought so hard to get what you wanted, and now you toss it aside at the drop of a hat. STOP IT! Or else the tears that flow hardest will belong to you.
Aries
March 21—April 19
Feeling like a transient lately, Aries? Like you don’t belong; have nowhere to go? Your feelings of rejection may be because you cannot own up to your actions of the past, and then you blame others for their negative perceptions of you. Can you blame them? Especially since you haven’t given them a reason to believe otherwise? Show others that you have grown and that you are not the person they once knew, and your feelings of displacement will fade.
Taurus
April 20 – May 20
I don’t know, Taurus. If I were you, I would figure out a way to say I am sorry in about fifty languages. You tend to blame the other person for arguments that have erupted by your own induction, and become easily irritated if they disagree with your opinion. In other words, Taurus, your opinion is not the only one that counts. Listen more and talk less—you’ll be surprised at the amount of wisdom you stand to gain.
Gemini
May 21 – June 21
My goodness, Gemini, you’re an emotional wreck! This happens when your twin opposites are at odds. Pull yourself together and know that it will work out. If you would quit dwelling on the issue at hand, your blood pressure would regulate itself and the answer to your dilemma would surface on its own.
Cancer
June 22 – July 22
You finally did it! You finally put yourself first! Kudos! And what do you know? The world didn’t crumble and those you thought couldn’t do without your help, survived. So stop feeling flipping guilty that you put your needs first, for once, and realize that by doing so you now have a better means to aid those in need.
By the way, do not put your creative side on hold—it can’t wait.